my blog is omg. my blog. omg.

we are watching TV. i just got it at best buy a few weeks ago. the sales guy had fudge piano hands but he helped get it into the car. tivo ran the show long and we get to see 5 minutes of the fox 11 news. it’s more like a bunch of porn stars doing the scene RIGHT before they fuck.

tonight we fuck

the weather girl warns us about a secret city but first we have to sit through a commercial then her report. there is a commercial about coca-cola’s secret formula. it’s pretty visual and there is mock death and that guy knows half of the fucking recipe. and then what if that happened and the whole world got sucked in by one fucking guy in the valley yelling, “LOOK, MOTHER FUCKERS: IT’S SUGAR, BUBBLES and BROWN. that’s it.”

anyway, it’s going to be hot this week and the waves will be chest high. she says, “granada hills. it’s okay we don’t live there.”

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Bill Bartmann
September 2, 2009
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Excellent site, keep up the good work

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