one time (well a few times) we fucked but this one time (the first time) was the last time. i get there, right, and she’s like do you want some tomato soup? and i was like like is there any animal in it and she goes no because we were both being careful. i said no by the way but she also offered me some muffins, which i took no problem because i’m nothing without my muffin.
would you fuck this?

fuck, like 10 mins later she got into some cat suit (meow) and it was crotchless. you probably think i am lying. well i am on the couch and she tells me to get down on the floor. she squats over me and this is the first time i have seen her vag. well, i can’t really see it because it’s super reggie bush. anyway, i am a good sport and don’t run away. besides, there was a month’s worth of tension building up to this very point. i wasn’t going to let a lot of pubic hair get in the way. so she puts that bush in my face like a prisoner. have you seen women locked up on ngc?
she puts a lollipop in her vag and twirls it around and keeps looking me right in the eyes. i’m not going to lie–i don’t care for lollipops or extended sexual eye contact because i will finish too soon. oh god and now she puts the lollipop in my mouth. it tastes funny. and oh god there are two pubes in my mouth now. i try not to grimace or ruin the moment for her, so i swallow them like a man.
later that night she tells me how she likes to be held so i do it. what the hell–it feels good enough to want to wake up in the same position. in the morning we shower and she tells me i have a nice body and i tell her the same thing and also add that i like her nipples. before i leave she has something written all over her face.

i try to wipe it off but it’s too late.









