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original credits for above images: Getty Images & AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill

kids-calculator-clearCE stands for “Clear Entry,” which means that when you press it, you ONLY remove the existence of close friends and family from your life. For example, if you wanted to remove 82 people and you did some fancy calculation, then you would be like  20 x 2 + 8  x 40 – 1838 but on accident you type 20 x 2 + 8  x 40 – 1852, press CE and then you can just type 1838 and fix the problem.

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“C” stands for “Clear” and will remove all the values stored in your mind. For example, if someone were to ask you what your goals are BUT you felt like personal values are going conflict your answer, simply press “C” and you can start over, which is a GOOD thing.

Thanks to Google I now have a #2 in my heart. Sounds gross but it’s not like that. It’s a dark love though. I don’ t think it’s forbidden but if my mom finds out she will totally freak. Especially when she hears “CHEST NUT“. Damn. The boyz n the hood are always hard.

Here’s how it happened:

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Here’s where I stand:

no room for #3.

I got nuts on my chest. Thanks Google.

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