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no excuses – kobe bryant loves ron artest

jsh — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:38:40 +0000

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difference between the CE and C buttons on a scientology calculator?

jsh — Mon, 04 May 2009 23:56:47 +0000

CE stands for “Clear Entry,” which means that when you press it, you ONLY remove the existence of close friends and family from your life. For example, if you wanted to remove 82 people and you did some fancy calculation, then you would be like 20 x 2 + 8 x 40 – 1838 but on accident you type 20 x 2 + 8 x 40 – 1852, press CE and then you can just type 1838 and fix the problem.

“C” stands for “Clear” and will remove all the values stored in your mind. For example, if someone were to ask you what your goals are BUT you felt like personal values are going conflict your answer, simply press “C” and you can start over, which is a GOOD thing.

morris chestnut is #2 in my heart

jsh — Sun, 03 May 2009 18:25:37 +0000

Thanks to Google I now have a #2 in my heart. Sounds gross but it’s not like that. It’s a dark love though. I don’ t think it’s forbidden but if my mom finds out she will totally freak. Especially when she hears “CHEST NUT“. Damn. The boyz n the hood are always hard.

Here’s how it happened:

Here’s where I stand:

I got nuts on my chest. Thanks Google.