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let’s face it, it’s The Teachers Are Afraid of The Pupils.

o_0 WHAT? xxx

the studio version is 10 minutes and some change LONG, so if you can last that long THAT would be great (for her or him or whatever). I dare you to try going so long.

length mattersat the end of the song Morrissey keeps singing “to be finished would be a relief” and all you have to do is agree with him (like the I know what you mean look and nod to him (also, you have to pretend he is in the room) while you are still humping). just knowing he’s in the room will buy you some time and get you through the end of the song and your sex so that, indeed, to be finished would be a relief. it’s like the new “think about baseball” but only more confusing.

it’s so ironic so say it out loud.

to be finished would be a relief
to be finished would be a relief
to be finished would be a relief
to be finished would be a relief
to be finished would be a relief
to be finished would be a relief

then, after you turn off your iHome and wash up, you can go on facebook while your partner is knocked out because you fucked for 10 mins plus. it will be fun–you deserve it.

Morrissey – The Teachers Are Afraid of The Pupils (Wembley Arena, London – 1995)

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